I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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