i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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