You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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