what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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