That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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