how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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