Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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