and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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