I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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