spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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