My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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