i barfeds in our rink
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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