you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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