Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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