You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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