Dude my mom stole all your condoms
People in love make me want to vomit
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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