those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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