she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Is Oprah even human
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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