Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The Olympian is in my bed
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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