What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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