Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Randomize
