i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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