Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men