we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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