ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
