There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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