10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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