Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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