hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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