He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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