Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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