yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Someone signed my nipple.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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