Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Are we still banned from the library?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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