Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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