quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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