What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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