We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm really busy with my period
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