i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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