i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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