"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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