When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's blow job season.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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