he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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