Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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