I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
