so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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