I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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