so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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