my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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