I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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