Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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