either way he was missing a nipple.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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