we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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