are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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