i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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