I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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