dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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